Acknowledgments.
Introduction.
On First-Time Parents.
On Potty Training.
On Binkies.
On Moms and Fashion Statements.
On Little Surprises.
On Teething.
On Sleep Deprivation.
On Oozing Poop.
On La Décor des Bébés.
On Buying Time.
On Colic.
On Sex After Kids.
On Perpetual Messes.
On Bathroom Matters.
On Labor Discomfort.
On Family Vehicles.
On Mommy Talk.
On Runny Noses.
On Owies.
On Grocery Shopping with a Toddler.
On Kids and Anatomy.
On Road Trips with Kids.
On Family Pets.
On Laundry.
On Nursing.
On Public Humiliation.
On Dog Food and Empty Boxes.
On Postpartum Changes.
On Picture Day.
On Flying with Babies.
References.
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