Acknowledgments.

The Author.

Prologue: The Richest Country in the World—A Twenty-First-Century Fable.

1. The Queen of Education.

2. Questions That Keep Me Awake at Night.

3. The Accidental Teacher.

4. Memo to the Boss.

5. Down with Detention.

6. Dear Miss J.

7. Truth in Labeling.

8. Hey Miss J!

9. Scotopic Sensitivity.

10. The Big Fat Problem.

11. Why I Wouldn’t Give My Own Kid Ritalin.

12. My Dream School.

Epilogue: An Open Letter to Teachers.

Appendix: Two-Minute Reviews.

Index.